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The Homer Simpson guide to buying fireworks

July 3, 2009 By 4 Comments

You gotta buffer the purchase with panty shields, condoms and enemas.

You just gotta.

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Kim is a creative person who doesn't sit still for very long. As the mother of two, she calls herself a "recovering former working mom" and left a successful career as an Architect to stay home with her kids. This blog is a reflection of her daily life and her quest to find the answer to "what's that smell?". If blogging doesn't work out for her, she plans on auditioning to become a sports team mascot.

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  1. Run DMT says:
    July 8, 2009 at 5:15 am

    “Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.” LOL Great clip! Thanks for sharing! I hope you had a “safe” Fourth of July. :-)

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  2. Jennifer says:
    July 4, 2009 at 8:35 am

    Oh by the way – I received my Bomb Mom t-shirt – I love it! Thank you so much!

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  3. Jennifer says:
    July 4, 2009 at 8:34 am

    HA! Kim, that is too funny – thanks for sharing! I hope you and your family have a wonderful 4th!

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  4. valmg says:
    July 4, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
    LOL!

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