We went to the grocery store tonight and my husband and I split up as usual to get through the place faster. After we met back up, he relayed this story: Ed, to grocery store employee: “do you sell lard?” Grocery store employee: “no, we only have cornish hens.” We are still trying to figure [...]

I was in Sam’s Club last week, and right there in the main aisle was a teeth whitening booth.  Previously, this spot was occupied by a cell phone store.  Something just seems wrong about this.  On so many levels.  I was stunned to see a woman hop into the chair.  Now, my question:  would you [...]