Lard and cornish hens.

We went to the grocery store tonight and my husband and I split up as usual to get through the place faster.

After we met back up, he relayed this story:

Ed, to grocery store employee: “do you sell lard?”

Grocery store employee: “no, we only have cornish hens.”

We are still trying to figure that one out…..

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  1. Kim says:

    Sydni,
    Hopefully you didn’t get too many evil stares!
    I’d love to know what that guy was thinking!

  2. Sydni says:

    I was literally laughing out loud at the library information desk. What a strange response! I love it.

  3. Danette says:

    How bizarre, that’s really funny! I wonder what he thought he said?

  4. I almost wet my pants on this one. I can’t begin to figure out what he thought your DH said.

  5. Kaycee says:

    Hmm.. you got me thinkin now. LOL!

  6. What? What did he possibly think he’d said? You would have had to pick me up off the floor, I would have been laughing so hard. And that’s one of those that you don’t say, “No, lard…” and start to explain, you just say, “Ok, thank you.”

  7. Barbara says:

    Ha!

  8. Eryn says:

    lol I can’t even begin to imagine what he thought he meant, or why he thought of game hens.

  9. That’s funny…don’t worry, I don’t get it either.

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