I am a lazy blogger.

Peter Pan! I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread… You would not believe that I’d been abducted by aliens. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being Snow White to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am beyond drunk most of the time. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. No, really! The Piccaninnies say I have to!.

Ok, so that didn’t make a lick of sense and I’m not really a lazy blogger, but I thought it was pretty funny. The great and wonderful Pam posted it and I couldn’t resist.

It is called The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator and is a fun little distraction.

I am a little bit behind on things, actually – not lazy, just too much to do. I have to pull the giveaway winners from last week and tell you all about my bloggy adventure – the “Girl’s Night Out with Epson, Sparkplugging and One2One Network.” It was a great night and I met some wonderful women bloggers!

I need to find a new place to blog though, my current location in the kitchen is on a chair that is making my knees hurt and the sun is in my eyes coming through the sliding doors, maybe I should have gotten those bamboo shades I had my eye on a few months back.

I can’t believe the Virtual Baby Shower ends next Saturday! We have had an unbelievable range of stories and it’s going to be hard to narrow it down to just 10!

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