Gravity Hates Swimsuits

I can’t remember the last time I wore a swimsuit.

Some things are just simply better left to the imagination…wait…no…I take that back, I don’t want anyone even imagining me in a swimsuit. I’m just asking for laughter, ridicule and humiliation if I allow you to imagine that.

Having babies robbed me of brain cells and left me with something far less desirable and very unwelcome!

I know some women aren’t willing to let gravity and other things affect their fun, but I am just too modest to even consider being seen in anything more revealing than shorts and a t-shirt.

This is about the extent of what I let people see at the beach:

All things considered, even if I didn’t have all this extra baby weight to lose, I still don’t think I’d opt for a traditional swimsuit. Some things really should just be covered up once you reach a certain age. Unless I lose the weight and miraculously get transformed into a supermodel, then maybe….

This post was written for Parent Bloggers Network as part of a sweepstakes sponsored by BOCA.

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