Gravity Hates Swimsuits
I can’t remember the last time I wore a swimsuit.
Some things are just simply better left to the imagination…wait…no…I take that back, I don’t want anyone even imagining me in a swimsuit. I’m just asking for laughter, ridicule and humiliation if I allow you to imagine that.
Having babies robbed me of brain cells and left me with something far less desirable and very unwelcome!
I know some women aren’t willing to let gravity and other things affect their fun, but I am just too modest to even consider being seen in anything more revealing than shorts and a t-shirt.
This is about the extent of what I let people see at the beach:
All things considered, even if I didn’t have all this extra baby weight to lose, I still don’t think I’d opt for a traditional swimsuit. Some things really should just be covered up once you reach a certain age. Unless I lose the weight and miraculously get transformed into a supermodel, then maybe….
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I love that you threw out the disclaimer that those, most assuredly, were not your feet.
It’s funny that so many women think this way but no one does anything about it…on the swimsuit design end…
the thought of putting on a swimsuit and someone actually seeing me in it sends cold chills down my spine.
I hate shopping for swimsuits! They are evil!!