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Damn Danish

October 1, 2009 By 9 Comments

I’m not talking about the Danish that live here, in Denmark:

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I’ve never met the people live there – that I know of.

I am referring to this kind of danish:

danish

Sweet, yummy, chewy, cheesy, flaky, doughy goodness.

Can’t you just taste them now?

I had to put about 16 of them away after a product demonstration my husband had here at the house.  Yeah, the men ate the bagels not the danish…go figure.

And the bag of them, minus 2 that my son ate (well, picked at) is still in my fridge and THEY TAUNT ME!

They whisper things in my ear.

Calling me.

Enticing me.

SHUT UP DAMN DANISH.

So far I have shown incredible willpower and not given in to their charms.  But I am weak and they are strong.  And there are APPLE ones in there, my favorite.

SHUT UP DAMN DANISH.

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Kim is a creative person who doesn't sit still for very long. As the mother of two, she calls herself a "recovering former working mom" and left a successful career as an Architect to stay home with her kids. This blog is a reflection of her daily life and her quest to find the answer to "what's that smell?". If blogging doesn't work out for her, she plans on auditioning to become a sports team mascot.

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  1. Courtney says:
    December 19, 2010 at 5:36 am

    Yeah.. cheese danish vs me.. Danish always wins.

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  2. Lisa@gardenofmany.com says:
    October 5, 2009 at 1:40 am

    Oh I know what ya mean! I’m Danish and all the sweets and good things that they have is why I have a booty! Okay it isn’t that , it is cause they are calling my name and I have no will power. I know you will do good Kim! Keep up the great work ! Hope you have a awesome week!

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  3. Pam says:
    October 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    ….and now I’m hungry!! :(

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  4. kirsten says:
    October 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    You have my total sympathy…I am near the end of a can of Jennies coconut macaroons purchased on Wednesday and it is only Friday. I blame breastfeeding and that they don’t fill the can more :)

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  5. Karen R says:
    October 2, 2009 at 9:51 am

    I love, love, love cheese Danish! Put them in the freezer and save them for the weekend or can you send them to me?

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  6. Tammy says:
    October 2, 2009 at 6:02 am

    I’m hungry, and they look great. I’m glad they are not in my fridge.

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  7. Teresha@ Marlie and Me says:
    October 2, 2009 at 4:08 am

    Stay Strong! or donate them to a food pantry. that’s what I’m doing with the 17 cases (yes, 17 cases-not bags) of tortilla chips that are sitting in my living room teasing me with their crunchy, salty goodness. hubby also had a product demo and brought them home cause they can’t be re-shelved!

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  8. valmg says:
    October 2, 2009 at 3:20 am

    I love a good cheese danish!

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  9. Melissa @ Full Circle says:
    October 1, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    LALALALA-IAMNOTLISTENING-LALALALA…

    (You know how good one is gonna be w/ fresh coffee in the morning??! AAAARRRRGGHHH!)

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