We went to an old house tour this morning, and while everyone was well mannered, there were a few people who exhibited some really annoying behavior. So, next time you’re on a house tour, try this Top 5 list of ways to annoy people if your feeling bored!
5. Stand exactly in the middle of a doorway. Not because the room is too crowded, your wife is the only one in there, but just stand there and take a good, long look.
4. Stand one foot in front of the poster resting on the floor which explains the items in the room. This position prevents any one from reading the poster. Proceed to have a conference with your friends about which room you are going to next.
3. Walk right in front of someone taking a picture.
2. Even though the tour guides explicitly told you to use the large stairway for going up and the smaller one for going down, go ahead and use those smaller ones to go against the flow. Be sure to bring a couple of friends.
1. In general, just be oblivious to everyone around you. Try to get in the way.
Okay, I feel better.
No wait… one more. We are, yet again, under a tornado watch. At least it’s not a warning. But, man, am I tired of rain.
Okay, now I’m done….
Crazy Daze,
Thanks for the lists!