Lard and cornish hens.
We went to the grocery store tonight and my husband and I split up as usual to get through the place faster.
After we met back up, he relayed this story:
Ed, to grocery store employee: “do you sell lard?”
Grocery store employee: “no, we only have cornish hens.”
We are still trying to figure that one out…..

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September 4th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
That’s funny…don’t worry, I don’t get it either.
September 5th, 2008 at 2:57 am
lol I can’t even begin to imagine what he thought he meant, or why he thought of game hens.
September 5th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Ha!
September 5th, 2008 at 9:06 am
What? What did he possibly think he’d said? You would have had to pick me up off the floor, I would have been laughing so hard. And that’s one of those that you don’t say, “No, lard…” and start to explain, you just say, “Ok, thank you.”
September 5th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Hmm.. you got me thinkin now. LOL!
September 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I almost wet my pants on this one. I can’t begin to figure out what he thought your DH said.
September 6th, 2008 at 1:39 am
How bizarre, that’s really funny! I wonder what he thought he said?
September 9th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I was literally laughing out loud at the library information desk. What a strange response! I love it.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Sydni,
Hopefully you didn’t get too many evil stares!
I’d love to know what that guy was thinking!