I have a birthday coming up next week and a few of my family members have asked me what I wanted or needed for a gift. Although there are plenty of things most people would qualify as a need, wine is likely normally not one of them.
Well, I disagree.
Moms NEED wine, in fact, they need someone to enroll them in a wine of the month club (or maybe a wine of the day club???). A mom with a little wine in her is more relaxed, less bothered by the little things and definitely more fun to be around. I’m not talking about being drunk, just a little glass or 7 a night to help you relax.
Seriously, people, you’d like me better.
















































































WARNING: Don’t have one too many and try to blog! You think you’re a comic genius when you drink and you’re not. Don’t ask me how I know this.
While you’re all thinking “gimmie wiiiiiiiiiiiine” I’m thinking “gimmie chocolate”!
Do you realize you said “I hate wine?” that’s funny…
I prefer Smirnoff Ice or hard lemonade or wine coolers to all but the sweetest wines, but I’m not picky if it gets delivered to me on a regular basis!
Hah, you made me laugh….I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU KNOW! C’mon, which post? I agree with you on the win/win!