Gravity Hates Swimsuits
I can’t remember the last time I wore a swimsuit.
Some things are just simply better left to the imagination…wait…no…I take that back, I don’t want anyone even imagining me in a swimsuit. I’m just asking for laughter, ridicule and humiliation if I allow you to imagine that.
Having babies robbed me of brain cells and left me with something far less desirable and very unwelcome!
I know some women aren’t willing to let gravity and other things affect their fun, but I am just too modest to even consider being seen in anything more revealing than shorts and a t-shirt.
This is about the extent of what I let people see at the beach:
All things considered, even if I didn’t have all this extra baby weight to lose, I still don’t think I’d opt for a traditional swimsuit. Some things really should just be covered up once you reach a certain age. Unless I lose the weight and miraculously get transformed into a supermodel, then maybe….
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June 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
I hate shopping for swimsuits! They are evil!!
June 20th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
the thought of putting on a swimsuit and someone actually seeing me in it sends cold chills down my spine.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
It’s funny that so many women think this way but no one does anything about it…on the swimsuit design end…
June 21st, 2008 at 6:51 am
I love that you threw out the disclaimer that those, most assuredly, were not your feet.